when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
GUYS I FUCKING DID IT
BOW TO YOUR NEW MASTER
cmon guys this was fucking hard give me some credit yknow
YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS
SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT A FEW YEARS AGO WE FOUND SOME RANDOM GUYS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND MADE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR HIM AND ADDED PEOPLE THAT WENT TO OUR SCHOOL TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT HIM
HIS NAME WAS LITERALLY PHILLIP IS SALTY
HIS PROFILE PICTURE WAS HIM AND HIS “SISTER” AND HIS “DOG NAMED CHIP” PHOTOSHOPPED INTO MERMAIDS
HE
WAS
CLEARLY
FAKE
HIS STATUSES MADE NO SENSE
BUT LOOK AT THE REACTIONS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
asassyrectumlovercoveredincatcum:
i’m a fucking nanoscientist and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
i’m a fucking physical biochemist and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
i’m a fucking biomedical engineer and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
i’m fucking Barack Obama and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot