Once my grandma was making mac n cheese and the burner on the stove was red and I was like well shit I wonder how hot that is and I put my whole palm down on the fucKING HOT BURNER AND it fucking burnt off my fingerprints and that is why I can not...
NO TUMBLR. I’M GOING TO EAT AS MUCH FOOD AS I WANT TO BECAUSE I LOVE FOOD.
This spoke to me on a spiritual level.
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
> Call them S & M’s.
> Some people just want to watch the heart burn.
> Calm down Satan.
Christmas with the Franco’s.
YOU GUYS I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS
SO FOR A SOCIOLOGY PROJECT A FEW YEARS AGO WE FOUND SOME RANDOM GUYS PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND MADE A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR HIM AND ADDED PEOPLE THAT WENT TO OUR SCHOOL TO SEE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT HIM
HIS NAME WAS LITERALLY PHILLIP IS SALTY
HIS PROFILE PICTURE WAS HIM AND HIS “SISTER” AND HIS “DOG NAMED CHIP” PHOTOSHOPPED INTO MERMAIDS
HIS STATUSES MADE NO SENSE
BUT LOOK AT THE REACTIONS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
i’m a fucking nanoscientist and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
i’m a fucking physical biochemist and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
i’m a fucking biomedical engineer and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
i’m fucking Barack Obama and i don’t fucking find the fucking Big Bang Theory funny
come here and let me kiss your face you fucking idiot